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I think most of you already know that I eat a lot. so the contents of this story will probably come as no surprise.

There's been two incidents (yes seriously..only two) so far where the waitress at a restaurant was surprised at the amount of food I order. First time was at this Italian restaurant. I ordered a Lion's Gate Burger. The description for that went someth like this: ONE POUND of fresh ground beef, served with lettuce, tomato, lots of pickles and a mound of fries. The first reaction I got from the waitress: "are you sure? its really big." while hand-gesturing to approximate the size of the burger. And the next thing that happened was my friend Ben, who knew how much I really eat, just started laughing. and then the food came, and I have to admit the burger really did look humongous. but I finished everything. And as the waitress were taking our plates away, she said "wow, I'm really impressed."

And then yesterday, pretty much the same thing happened again at another restaurant. I ordered two burgers. And the waitress asked me was I sure about my order, "they're two actual whole burgers." and then afterward, she took my empty plates away and said "wow, nice job.."

Maybe someday I won't have enough time or energy to run off all these calories I eat. At which point, I'll either turn into a 300 lb fat-@$$...or I'll finally stop eating. And I mean just stop eating. Cuz I'm probably eating enough right now to hibernate through a few winters.